Just thought I would update you on the new name I have been christened with.
I have moved from being "a douchebag" (as in "My mom is a total douchebag") to having this be what is used in place of, say, my proper name (as in "Douchebag will say I can't go do anything").
For those of you who don't really know me well yet, I guess that means you should call me Mrs Douchebag. Nice.
I'm selling teenage boys REALLY cheap this week. I might even pay you to take them off my hands.
In other news, got in 50 minutes on the elliptical, 50 minutes on spinner drills, and then 2050 yds of easy freestyle in the pool with my sister. (My wishlist includes having a lifeguard in future sessions who actually puts in the lane markers so I don't have to swim avoiding a collision with crazy old guy who swims on his back with flippers on his feet AND hands.)
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Wow, that's HARSH!!!
I hope my future kids dub me "Stinky McWeasel Teets."
It just rolls of the tongue.
Aaahh, the joy of teenage boys! They probably think it's a term of endearment to you...and being upgraded to proper name usage is probably a compliment ;)
Wow! You are doing some killer workouts!!
Can I just call you Douche for short?
Killer workout, too.
Ha, fins on his hands and feet, he better be really fast to pull that off. Somehow... I doubt it. =0) Nice workouts, and no thanks on the offer for the boys... you can keep them!
LOL- Actually if he were backfloat flippering any slower he would have been going backwards. It was definitely weirdo night at the pool.
Maybe you could elevate yourself to "Stark Raving Bitch" with denial of rides to practice, keys to the cars, a pad lock on the refrigerator....lol ungrateful trolls. LOL I know - you gotta love 'em, they hath sprung from your loins, just sayin....lol
That, for sure, is not something that was mention in the booklet. Thank God, otherwise, we would never have kids.
Maybe you can remind them of that term when they bring their kids over for you to babysit. :)
I don't think anyone will pay you for your children. But I like the idea of moving your ranking up to superbitch.
Feel free to whip out the old name anytime you want to embarrass them in public - I think it is appropriate.
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